Slayers

A group of superstar influencers are drawn to a reclusive billionaire's mansion only to find themselves trapped in the lair of an evil vampire. The only way out is to be saved by a famous online gamer and an old school vampire hunter.

  • Released: 2022-10-21
  • Runtime: 88 minutes
  • Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
  • Stars: Thomas Jane, Abigail Breslin, Malin Ã…kerman, Kara Hayward, Lydia Hearst, Ashley Reyes, Adam Ambruso, Julia Sandstrom
  • Director: K. Asher Levin
 Comments
  • rocknrollsteve - 26 January 2024
    A great movie...
    ...to reset the "Crap Curve".

    Every once in a while you get to a point where most movies are meh and provide you with nearly zero enjoyment. When this happens all you need to do is watch a truly horrible waste of time and all of a sudden those flicks you thought were 3s, 4s, or 5s are bumped up to 6s, 7s, & 8s by comparison - easy as that, abra cadabra.

    I call this "resetting the Crap Curve" and this movie would be a great one to use for this purpose 'cause it su-hucks.

    The wacky TikTok editing and broad-spectrum social media vapidness really makes me wonder why they didn't take it to the max and give us this pile in portrait instead of landscape.

    It just shows they needed an idea guy like me on the team.
  • macheteish - 22 February 2023
    A fun and campy romp
    It was a fun campy movie that has a few A-list actors but seems to try and be b-rated in its presentation.

    AN ASIDE: It hit on a lot of tin foil which seems to touch on some controversial issues but is thrown out there willie-nilly and then never brought up again. There could be something there, like the creators were subtly railing against the machine and makes me wonder if some of the actors in on the lines or if the were nothing more than livestock doing what they were told.

    If it was terrible I would've shut it off before the credits but I made it to the end and now I'm wondering who that metal band was!!